Chapter One We have rules for a reason, people!
Chapter Two Wait, what?
Chapter Three They're like The Three Stooges, only evil.
Chapter Four Bitch, I ain't got that kind of money!
Chapter Five Shit just got real.
Chapter Six Makes Motel 6 look like the fucking Ritz-Carlton.
Chapter Seven Slow down, you're gonna craaaaash...
Chapter Eight Yeah, this isn't going well at all.
Chapter Nine She's a triflin' friend indeed...
Chapter Ten Well. Nobody saw that coming...